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Now the cartoon theme from the before time is playing in my head.
I have a USS Enterprise Pizza cutter. It’s awesome. It’s worthless as a pizza cutter but it’s still awesome.
For other people dumb and confused like me: they’re pizza cutters.
Specifically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed set of pizza cutters, which makes them totally tubular.
I was very confused, brain couldn’t parse what the disks were. Now that I understand, I get it. Fuck yeah.
I’d like to see how it cuts with the nunchucks.
The links appear to be soldered together, so they likely function as the handle in that orientation.
Bossa Nova!
…Chevy Nova?
Showed this to my wife and she said He’ll Fucking Yeah.
The “staff” one is totally impracticable. if the nunchucks have welded chains they would work great but if not…yeah im for sure cutting my self swinging those around. Still…Hell yeah.
Edit- meant to say “Impractical” but spell check chose “impracticable”, and now impractical doesn’t even make sense in my head anymore. All i can say is impracticable… Ill never spell impractical right the first time again.
The staff one makes sense to me. When I worked at pizza hut instead of a pizza cutter, we had a big curved knife with a handle that protruded both sides. It was really nice to visually line up a perfectly through-the-center cut. The staff knife on the pic is actually very similar, just with a spinning blade.
Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you’re super steady.
Lmao I can see that. Cheesy knuckles all day!
I don’t mind if you drag your knuckles through the cheese.
“Guys will see a ninja turtle themed pizza cutter set and say “hell yeah!”.”
And I’ll add “yeah, no shit”
Cowabunga Dude!
Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
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People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”
Is this because the TMNTs liked pizza or, just because?
Yes
Also I love pizza. Also I love the Ninja Turtles. It’s like some kind of poetry? I need to check Etsy.
Do you happen to also love DIY?
Lidl, or rather Parkside have released power tool pizza cutters
Thought as much
Is the metal circle meant to represent pizza?
They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:
I prefer my pizza bmx.
I love that the name “mezzaluna” is so descriptive that I immediately knew what tool you meant despite having never encountered the word in my life. Nicely done, Italy.
Oh, I have seen those but never given them much thought. Thanks!
It’s a pizza cutter/slicer!!
