trick question.

share with a friend.

mmmm creamy and succulent, just like maw maw used to make 🤤

they probably had Copilot write the new TOS that included this line and since nobody who uses AI reads the final output, nobody caught it.

they never expected consumers to actually read the TOS.

in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!

don’t get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!

not gay personally, but nothing better than sucking on a nice fat throbbing girl cock. A gock if you will.

I’m a straight born again American, and I suck gock for the lord!

not enough gock.

thanks for sharing anyway.

fuck yeah.

I’ll give up all my other worldly possessions. just for more time.

where else am I supposed to watch my pornos?

ofc there’s a TV in the bedroom. one in the bathroom, the kitchen, the laundry room, the family room, the living room, the dining room, the breakfast nook, all the bedrooms, the office, the garage, the patio.

if you know English, German isn’t much more difficult.

for some it’s easier to learn than Spanish.

ah…the “farm vet”

fair to say I think we’ve all bean there.

I grew up in a small coal town where we (kids) would get up to trouble after dark.

one night we decided to go explore the mines and entered through the railway.

we were looking around when a security guard spotted us and started to chase us and we booked it back towards the way we came.

we didn’t know it at the time but they were bringing empty cars in to fill and the tail lights didn’t work. add to that, the coal belts were running which are very loud and almost undistinguishable from a train moving over rails. basically the air was filled with loud sounds and we were running scared.

as we were running out the narrow exit between the fencing, the cars came out of nowhere. I was lucky enough to jump out of the way and only got some cuts on my elbows from sliding down the rocky embankment. one of my friends wasn’t so lucky. he hit his head on the side of the steel car and got knocked back and the wheels rolled over both his legs basically crushing them off like a dull knife.

when the cars stopped I went back and saw the carnage of his severed legs, blood everywhere. even the smell…

he almost died that night, in hindsight it would have been better if he had. after that he was never the same. stuck in a wheel chair and had massive brain damage from the initial hit.

most my young life I thought about how easily that could have been me, and it just fucked me up.

somebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me

ghost: using all their effort to bang the fuck out of pipes to be a dick

you: (irritated) oh for ffs! knock it off! I have class in the morning!

ghost:

*cumtrarian