i would wager you’re missing electrolytes. that’s what it is when i feel that way. i will grab some gatorade or other sports drink (get the one with sugar unless you have diabetes), mix it with an equal part water because deer gods it is too sugary, then add a one-fingered pinch (something like a quarter teaspoon, but it doesn’t have to be precise) of table salt. not enough to make it taste salty. more salt than it already has. i drink that when i’m dehydrated. it’s the about the right salinity to absorb fast, and the sports drink bullshit makes it not taste horrible.

gotta put out the fire eventually. water.

shit is it solipsism saturday already?

he leads a jolly life

eh, even on the other side they’re still just platitudes. they become common sayings because people mean them a lot.

don’t criticize their process please. it just works.

nhim just wishes to spread the good word of lactose intolerance farts

i’d kick into the gofundme

you just gotta use stater of the art fire

Wait, you know what else we’ve got that they ain’t? Student debt! Let’s depress ourselves at them some more!

Or dealing with someone’s life threatening emergency and pretending it’s people being late.

I know Maw said not to name them but I hope you enjoy your first session from Bestie and Philberta.

also flash floods can pick up and carry houses downriver, which can be out to sea where they later sink.

'96 was a year

whenever something happens you don’t understand, a wizard did it

Oh I was thinking one of those one gallon ceramic pickle jars.

I’m at my phone but pretend I made one of them sock comics about lock out tag out that isn’t funny at all. If you remind me in the morning I might actually do it!

I think your cat is covering up a bit of a past. Like my cat is racist against balinese cats I do not get it, but like, she’s working on it. Or else she doesn’t get the treats.

Just be honest and open with your cat and let your cat be open with you.

hell yeah sibling