

Dumbass doesn’t even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.


Dumbass doesn’t even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.


I have a USS Enterprise Pizza cutter. It’s awesome. It’s worthless as a pizza cutter but it’s still awesome.


You can prolly just not connect it to Wi-Fi but I seriously doubt any TVs these days don’t have this bullshit.
Exactly. Told my doctor that recently. Been there done that couldn’t do the sex. Xanax though is great if you don’t abuse it.
Almost intense as a neti pot
Not me. I ate a jalapeno today that was the hottest fucker in the bunch. Forgot to wash my hands. Both my mouth and eyes were on fire. Worth it.
I’m gonna bite you
They diffuse into everywhere I swear


Most people won’t be able to read by 2030. Good thing we have all this amazing AI to do all of our thinking for us!


Just tell them you were really corny


The racist replacist
I’m gonna level with you


Then what happened? Did they move, or ignore you?
Line starts back here hoss


I work in a whore house
I actually made more than usual


Wow. I can believe you posted this. I was at work and immediately started jacking off…


When the bird shot hits your eye


Oldest profit in the world
Yeah it snuck up on me, not realizing it at first what it was, but it continues to get better rather than most memes which can get dumb and annoying quickly. Better for me because I took forever getting the joke until I stumbled on it finally.