An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day

Reporting for duty o7

Tell me when you feel it.

Hell yeah.

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Hell yeah.

Garçon!

She alive?

It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!

The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”

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Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.

… Okay but left shoe or right shoe?

realistically

Now, see, there’s your problem right there

That would be sick. My family goes to bury my body but they’re like “Oh my God, he was dead the whole time!” Get Shyamalon’d, Mom.

Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.

I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.