That’s nothing, yesterday I made my wife an omelette.

• Source
• Artist’s site

Keeping original posters’ credit intact is cool.

It could be a neckbeard.

One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.

*Pokemonity.

The font on that blog is poo.

The rich.

Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!

My wife and I began having a great conversation on our first date, and ten years later it’s still ongoing.

I always hated when the school cafeteria served us fish pool picnic loaf.

“Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino.”

In the Open Source world you can always fork.

Link to this limited-edition thing in the Onion store.

Here’s the rest of their Onion/Infowars merch.

Mmm, beef patty.

What stops a human running Tinder bot profiles from scanning their eyeball, getting the badge, and continuing on their merry way of running the bot?

🫱⭕🫲

The Village People were right, it is fun to stay there!

A nice classic tune to dominate humanity by.

Is Mariah allowed out when it isn’t Christmas season?

This isn’t by anyone involved with that show, but it’s funny that you should ask. Robot Chicken was based on Twisted Toyfare Theatre, which was a comic strip made with photos of action figures that had run in a toy-collector magazine since the 1990s.

At any rate, comic strips made with photos instead of drawings have been a thing for a century or so. This strip has been running since 2017, and used to be all Transformers until the artist began throwing in other random toys.