They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:

America: fuck metric, unless you’re talking soda or bullets

Dave used to love chesecak 😞

Oh nooo, we won’t be protected by the law they can’t be arsed to follow anyway? Whatever will I do when they surveil my encrypted VPN traffic?

Hey, long as she’s enjoying it

You can [not] play mommy milker hotwheels

Damn even the metallurgists have to watch out for power creep

Yeah usually stretching my calf as I feel it happening works. Otherwise I feel it all day.

I watch him on youtube, love his videos. Very straightforward and informative.

Huh, I think this is the first time I’ve seen this comic without the caption “OnLy FiVe PeOpLe WiLl GeT tHiS 🤪”

How else can you tell it’s a girl hotdog?

My thinking was Scaramanga’s golden gun from James Bond.

Goodbye.

Ironically, this scene is now 24 years old

Ya like jazz?

I like that 200% sexier implies that this character is exactly 3x as sexy as a regular cat