• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Have some self respect and put it in an air fryer/mini convection oven. I find it’s a far more delicious way to get my daily dose of microplastics and ultra-processed carbs. I wish I were joking.

    Hashtag airfryerlife

    Bonus points if your mom brings it to you in the basement

    • Maya S. Trojan@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      9 hours ago

      I didn’t mean to be evil, what’s wrong with the sweet n sour??? I mean I understand what’s wrong with mayo and ranch but I’m still a white people so you know, it’s part of muh culture.

    • subversive_dev@lemmy.ml
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      8 hours ago

      Literal life-changing chicken sauce is about three parts mayo, two parts BBQ, one part honey mustard

      Also, The Poors™ can imitate the air fryer effect with a combination of microwave (to defrost and heat the middle) then toaster oven (for the crispies)

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        I’ll have to try that.

        I would like to point out that a convection oven the size of a microwave can replace it and the toaster for a lower price provided you’re willing to use the stove top for liquids. Food quality goes way up for no additional effort. I find cleanup easier. It does take more time, but I just handle other tasks while it’s going. I’m not trying to be elitist ether. I’ve reheated my share of leftovers and cooked hot pockets and pizza rolls. They just come out better.

        • subversive_dev@lemmy.ml
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          8 hours ago

          Oh absolutely, nothing tops dinner straight off the hot pan with the tasty brown bits included.

          However, if you have a crippling case of bachelorism sometimes you have to reach for the frozen aisle to keep yourself alive