Now I’m just imagining a whole genre of racist can-can dancing where people engage in blackleg.

I’d like to go on the record as saying

Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

I mean, this isn’t a comparison of irl vs a fictional utopia, this is a comparison of fictional utopias.

Oh, I’ve understood that for ages. Back when India was trading the record for hottest pepper, you’d find dozens of videos of folks eating them. Some died from aspiration. Others from swelling in the gut. I take it seriously.

we discuss an unusual exposure of capsaicin to the vaginal mucosa with successful treatment.

Before I read any further, I’d just like to point out my supreme confusion at how a respirator might help in this situation. I first imagined a patient in an urgent care being prescribed a respirator to treat their nightmarish groin pain.

Edit: by god, they must have been screaming from the speculum. I nearly audibly screamed as I read through this. What fresh, undeserved horror this person lived through.

You’ve touched a bush. You now owe a raccoon 8 trillion leaves.

It can still get to be more than a little aggravating being in forever debt

The good place. Seems like a decent place to exist

You now owe a raccoon 7 trillion leaves

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Baaaased

Oh jeez, our federation is borked. It took hours to get this notification. But yeah, at this point, upping the power on our motor seems to be the only immediately apparent longterm feasible option

I’m genuinely baffled. I’ll stop molesting you with questions now, and begin experimenting with more or less oil.

My only remaining guess is that our hood might just need a stronger motor. If it isn’t the pan, oil, or spices, it has to be something external!

That’s hilarious! I usually eat the seeds or gut the peppers halfhazardly with a couple of knife sweeps through the flesh. I guess my hands only get a small coating by comparison.

But what are you cooking on? I’m usually on a cast iron with olive/canola oil with temp anywhere from medium to high

I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers or are my eyes just impervious?

But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?

Me too. I think I’m gonna have to lie down from how hot they are. The floor is so warm. I think I’m going to have to take a nap from how hot your lips are, just a short one maybe. it’s so cold but the floor is so warm

And I love your sharp, slick lips. They’re so hot that they make me lightheaded.

Absolutely. I enjoy your cold, rigid lips so much. I’m gonna kiss you so hard.

You’re right. And I think we should kiss.