I eeee evrytiem

“Stay away from wild animals with younglings” is good life advice.

Since we’re apparently doing shower-food horrors, I’m just going to propose Ortolan.

You don’t surf

Sounds like your goose is cooked.

I never understood some adults being afraid of them. I wouldn’t voluntarily interact with one. I feel like it’s best to just respect their space. I’m not going to run from one either. We’re about ten times their size, and they’re very poorly armed. They’re also a lot less aggressive when one makes it clear that they’re unafraid of geese, if not totally unbothered.

That sums up the tone I intended so perfectly.

[Facepalm]

Is there any chance my unsolicited explanation made it funnier?

[Crickets chirping]

Yeah, I bet people will say “twenties” to mean 2020s on or before 2040.

Like how they used to do in the late 1900s?

CORNER office…

Huh. Today I learned about sour diesel. Carry on brave explorer of the thespian and literary realms.

Maybe, but you’re becoming Francis Ford Coppola in the process.

I sincerely thought that’s what you were referencing as an homage.

I hear that most Floridian infrastructure is primarily solid copper, covered in a veneer just to trick people out of their money.

Don’t worry. It can be blocked by an intravenous cocktail of ivermectin, raw milk, and bleach.

I think you know they meant a “foughdough.”

Kickass comment

Kinda waiting for Florida to become a fully anarcho-capitalist, retirement community. I feel like that would solve a lot of problems.