Shut up Meg
Left handed, I see.
Or maybe teeth handed?
or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic
Surely can’t be more adrenalin junkie than that :)
Don’t talk to me until you’ve grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the “Open here” text and, instead of opening there, you’ve opened it AT HOME, you coward.
But when I got it home it was here.
Become ungovernable.
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
Me looking at that vague “SPICES” that could be anything

Yellow No. 5
A little bit of mustard in my life,
A little bit of marigold by my side,
A little bit of lemon’s all I need,
A little bit of gold is what I see
It is by far the healthiest condiment, with salt being its primary vice.
You can’t be tamed.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don’t kink shame =)
The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?

First world anarchy
Absolute anarchy
You rebel! Next you’ll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
Hey, that’s illegal. Half of Gitmo is label rippers.
Now eat the packet you coward.
Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?
Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.
Anarchy







