Yeah! Die. 😁

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“It’s like some little kid dropped their toy!”

Actually did see a sticker on someone’s truck that said “#smolppgng.” The self awareness was refreshing.

You may be able to offset that judgement by keeping your truck slathered in mud and always having at least five ladders hanging off it. Says, “Shut up, I actually use this!”

I’ve learned that EV owners are absolutely not immune to bouts of vehicular douchebaggery. But putting a vroom vroom box in your EV? That’s just a cry for help.

They haven’t given up here. I’ve seen zero decrease in the amount of Emotional Support Truck douchebaggery in my daily outings. And there’s no doubt in my mind that these are the same people angrily ripping the Trump “I did that!” stickers off the gas pumps.

Anyone who drives one of these things voluntarily can stfu about the price of literally everything.

Why stop at cows?

Idea: Wear this to a place you don’t work and help customers.

Brute force loan application: Keep trying random identities until one goes through.

Take a wild fucking guess.

Their vehicle.

Think of, for example, the obnoxious shitbag in his emotional support truck, or the BMW prick, and all the behaviors attributed thereto.

Cook

All economies collapse immediately.

Goddamn menace to society, that’s what you are.

Jonkle? Just like that, like I’m some kind of Jonkler?

This is angry upvote material.

It’s a matter of structural stability. Peanut butter, being more dense, makes for a superior foundation. In the event of earthquakes, sudden stops, or cabin depressurization, a PBJ with the peanut butter side down stands a stronger chance of maintaining position and surviving.

In his head, you are now the non-white friend he can claim he has to prove he’s not racist.

(Also, username checks out…?)