Ha. I think I was overthinking it :)

I’m still on “shblivd”.

I know of the Estonian football team, but are there any other Floras?

“Flora” is the plants one and “Fauna” is the animals one.

[Edit] Depending on where you live, Flora is also a female name and a brand of margarine.

As you’re “asking Lemmy”, I think the most Lemmy-like option is to set up a sort of paved guillotining area to be used to execute billionaires.

Once they’ve been culled to an appropriate level, they can be composted down into good soil.

Then you can rip up all the paving and deinstall the guillotine(s), then plant your moss/wildflowers/veg/local plants/bee-friendly plants etc.

High Dairy Milk Interface?

Looks like bronze (on a stone plinth)

Adverts, subscriptions, marketing, tracking, surveillance etc

iPops are still new young people things.

For retro gaming on a portable music player, you need to play “If you hold down play and fast-forward it makes your music go squeaky” on a cassette Walkman.

I think many of the bugs were introduced in “Web 2.0”, so surely we can just fork Web 1.0 and start again from there? :P

Self-aligning cats

Too sexy

[…]organisation representing musicians Large Corporate Record Companies who bought the rights off someone[…]

They’re an extortion racket for large music recording labels, who generally fuck over small music venues and individual musicians.

I didn’t even realise “no SD card” was an option. That’s shitty and awful.

I’d add “less than 15cm tall” too. I’ve had enough of stupid giant phones that don’t fit in pockets and where you can’t even reach the top or other side with your thumb.

Those ones pacman has.

Those ghosts that have been following me about and harassing me?

Going to eat the haunty little bastards.

Badly Drawn Stick Man
Bean Dispensing Slot Machine
Baby Dinosaur Sculptures (Marble)
Bored Dragon Scorching Military
“Bionic Dog Story” Movie

I’d love a replacement for the “Online Safety Act” :)

Got you. Imgur is now completely blocked in the UK after the “Online Safety Act”, “to protect the children”, because maybe one of the pictures hosted on it is some boobs or something?