AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

I believe so. But do you write cringe shit (like the post we’re talking in) on facebook? I think you probably don’t, hence my point stands.

Whenever I see classic emojis in a sentence, I believe it’s some 50-something years old writing some cringe shit (you can say shit on the internet, by the way) for their friends in facebook.

The more land they illegally claim, the greater they get.

Presses (X) furiously.

Because it should have been “but most importantly: he longnec”

It’s not “defend” it’s “PROTEC”! Goddammit! Learn your memes properly! This was just one word away from perfection! SMH my head…

All these people worried about the flat earth and not a single one worried about the real issue here: Our turtle here, is it a male or a female? Because the outcome when it finds another wandering turtle can be extremely different depending on this.

You don’t want to mess with weirdly folded proteins, and that’s how you mess with weirdly folded proteins.

If a cat learned how to use a can opener, everything would be a can. And that’s terrifying.

Most modern AAA games with some degree of exploration tend to use yellow (or any bright colour, but usually yellow) paint to tell a player where to go.

Thousands of years ago, when we were smashing rocks to make knives, probably.

We’ve never been an intelligent species as much as a dumb branch of apes that happen to give birth to some glitched individuals with a form of intelligence every now and then. But jesus fuck, the last years, with the unversal internet access that we achieved, we became dumber than ever.

Weird enough, the strait was open before the pedohitler decided to bomb Iran without a reason…

It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.

Spanish and Italian have a few funny ones:

Burro: Donkey (Spanish) / Butter (Italian)

Porro: joint (of weed, you know) / Leek

Orto: Ass (not everywhere, but where I lived, it had that meaning) / vegetable garden

There’s probably more, but these come to mind now.

Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it’s ok to laugh at it. It’s funny because it’s accurate yet funny. I’ve never found it offensive.

I’m so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!

You don’t understand the words you are using and at this point I have doubts you can even comprehend what you are reading.

You oppose autocracy (apparently unlike me) yet you are telling us to go to a war that started a couple assholes without even congress authorisation (I guess that’s extremely democratic) to solve a problem that didn’t exist before the two “democrats” decided to start bombing another country right in the middle of a negotiation with said country.

And all because I said that before trying to start solving this huge mess those two caused, we should remove them so they can’t keep making the mess bigger.

Tell me, are you a maga?

Idk, I find it more ignorant to suggest that others join a war that never started to solve a problem (opening the strait) that wasn’t there before the war started. I’d keep saying that removing those two assholes would be the best starting point.

The strait wasn’t blocked before the war, everyone was fine somehow with the situation. Then the nazi and its demented pedotoddler arrived, fucked things up and made Iran close the strait. So, as I said, remove the cause why the strait is closed and start negotiations from there.

It’s pointless to even search for a solution if the two assholes can start bombing whenever they please.