“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
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Im checking for squirrels!
And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.
- overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.
I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.
Or the punchline may actually be, “oh it was a dog!”
Shut up and swim
Let Epsilon be so small that Epsilon/2 is already negative.
Doing something after long time is better than doing nothing.
I’ll take a slice of apple, then.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
A STIIIIIICK!
“Dopey fucked a penguin Dopey fucked a penguin!”
An Impasta
What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
He sh*t in my pants too!
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Fuck you, clown!







