They do a full body scan, and if you present female then your penis shows up as an unidentified mass that needs explanation.

The cheapest dice bag that comes with liquor.

Crown Royal is a delivery mechanism for dice bags.

But Google isn’t taking it down for any reason, they’re giving someone else the revenue for the young woman’s work.

No true scammer.

I haven’t had Chick-fil-A in close to 10 years. Fuck em.

Til my ex-wife stole that joke, but I can say she actually did it.

My ex used to sneak up on our Pit Tango while he was sleeping and put skittles in his jowls so that when he woke up he would and I quote ‘taste the rainbow’. So there is a secondary use.

They heads so big so they can hold all them smiles.

1. You’re using catharsis correctly.
2. Parents just don’t understand.

It seems like a copout but this is a cycle that has happened many many times. Your brain is developing and you’re exploring deeper concepts that reflect your new understanding of the world and it’s darknesses. Just a few years ago you were a much simpler animal to understand, and your parents probably took some pride in their ability to manage your emotions and keep you happy. Now you’re moody and pulling away, and they, like many parents before them, are getting worried. When you were younger they were your whole world, so they take it a little personally when they hear you talking about cruelty and darkness. It can make them feel like they’re not in control and that they can’t help. So they get worried in ways that they weren’t expecting and over react. Hopefully they can reflect on it and learn that your world isn’t focused on them anymore, but not all parents can make this leap of introspection.

Ultimately you’re not wrong, and they’re not wrong. It’s just a part of growing up.

I’ve only seen the first season. For me Aura is only cool because it’s the first glimpse of just how bad ass Frieren is, and she just kinda gets caught up in Granny’s wake.

Jucika is my spirit animal.

Till yourself

This one almost never comes up, but it’s my favorite.

If I’m only at a 4 I’m having a better day than most.

I never saw them say that. I saw them begrudgingly say that if the rule was enforced they would follow it. Which isn’t a good position either.

I love how dude is like ‘There should be a rule against ads’(AKA artist attribution lol) meanwhile dude completely ignores the rule of limiting a user to 2 posts a day.

Ah finally some good fucking attribution.