Honestly, she’s going to be whatever the hell you tell her she is.

You’re really fucking up almost everything you do and just not noticing.

So, it’s just like a regular day for me.

Wait. That’s a cheese cake disguised as a pie!

As long as it’s done well, I love any kind of pie!

Good luck. Don’t sacrifice your happiness for stability.

Jealous?

This is great! I love the silliness of this otherwise hard hitting message. I’m not THAT gay, but I should start wearing jeans on Wednesdays.

I prefer to sit in front of a person hardlining multiple drugs and watch him put a ball through a hoop.

Ooh, kinky!

Convince me those aren’t the same thing.

They like to talk a lot.

There’s no way they keep that song.

This guy took my answer.

Nowadays, I don’t think there’s anyone that I’d rush out and consume for.

Those little JBLs have some of the best cost to sound quality ratio.

I got a hacked SNES mini on eBay that was fully loaded with every ROM from Atari to the 32 bit systems.

Pretty much anything that was “a really good deal”.

HEY! WHATCHU DOIN IN MY POOL AGAIN, FRY MAN?

That’s exactly why I’m a drugs and junk food kind of guy. I just got sick of constantly getting flocked by horny women.

Once you hit a certain age, every week goes by faster than the previous one.

How are these guys supposed to know that without approaching you?