PrimeErective

I think I spelled it wrong. Wattle seems to be correct. But it’s like the skin on your neck below the jaw. One of the lawyers on the show was always asking people if he could touch their wattle

Lots of waddle touching in that show

John Mulaney’s take

iSame

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

TARANTULA

Falafel makes your farts smelafel