PrimeErective

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

TARANTULA

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such