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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

It's their rear end clearance

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It's their rear end clearance

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Thank god for Latin America

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    Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.

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      You know they have solutions for that.

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        They come in pills now.

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          They come in pills? No wonder my medications taste off

        • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          jobs?

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            You gotta do what you gotta do

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      Wait, what was that middle part…?

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        That they were looked over for the job

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      What’s your current job?

      • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Bad Dragon engineer! 😊

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          Well you can get erections then and you probably get a discount on them too.

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    Those mannequins need to develop ab strength, they’re all holding their pelvis too far forward.

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      I think they are currently working on doing calf raises

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      what does that have to do with each other?

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    As a buttologist, they could have added some contrapposto to create a more dynamic feeling.

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    Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don’t mind, but don’t they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?

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      Dont look up the Newcastle UK and a friday night out in December, the average temp is 2 degrees C.

      brrrrrrr

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      I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.

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        Guessing I’m not as germ focused as you. I’d feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I’d be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.

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    If we have a butt that we’d like to make available for purchase how does one go about having it placed on display?

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      Laugh it off, then send it in, I think.

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    Any day at the butt store is a good day.

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    Fun fact: Mannequin was filmed at Woolworths.

    Second Fun Fact: That’s from a Ween lyric.

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      Boyz II Men still keepin’ up the beat.

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        Freeeedoooooom of seventyyyyyy siiiiiiix yeeeeaaaaah

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    Buy 4 butt mannequins get 40 free

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    Bogo special on butt cheeks!

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    Just what I needed.

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      A butt?

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        A store.

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    lost izalith got a glow-up

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