Manboobs also represented, you’re an ally

The devil loads the weapon while you’re not looking

They think everyone else is like them and has to be shamed or coerced into having babies

Mummy thick

How far is it from the dadzone to the daddyzone?

Sorry, best I can do is pictures of the decor and attractive people with drinks smiling and laughing, take it or leave it

Hello, human resources?

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

feck?

Silence peasant. You lack the necessary qualifications to interpret the old texts, leave that to your betters.

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

And fetch drinks, but you were expected to tip them

If it’s not growing then it’s dead, and only vultures eat dead things

The existence of people stupid enough to pay for them is what makes NFTs worth something in the first place

You get it

I mean, the other way you could interpret this is that they were prescribed opioids, got addicted to them, and then (because they were addicted) convinced themselves that their only option was the black market.

Peace through superior firepower

Maybe they were being trafficked. Did you call it in?