Steel can withstand much longer.

Undoubtedly.

And is probably more willing than a human.

…willing? You think metal alloys have agency and capacity for consent? 😄

Needs more Paperclips in their Operations…

Okily Dokily are the shit! ❤️

You’d have to kill 10,000 people to become a billionaire

You could have just stopped there.

It’d probably still be true, recognizing that billionaires tend to indirectly kill at least that many just from the artificial scarcity required for their hoarding of resources and THEN you add the direct results of their specific actions…

next time someone criticizes my anatomy I’ll tell them “son, it has character”.

You’re ten years or so older than me

Some cranky old men get there early 🤷🏻😁

Now the actual kids on my actual lawn…

Damn, look at Richie Rich over he-ah with his own lawn! 😛

That’s what she said

scream like a magic white boy jungle savior, and nobody wants that, right?" 🤔

Rule 34

It was fine the first thirty years but now

…sounds like you’re just getting old and cranky tbh 🤷🏻

I’m 43 and the number of things that haven’t bothered me for decades only to become a source of endless exasperation for no apparent reason in the last 5 or fewer years isn’t enormous, but it’s not zero either 🤷🏻😄

Typically British: always taking credit for the inventions of people they colonized smh my head 🙄

Because the ceiling fan is haunted by the person having this thought.

Gotta be red and orange pyrotechnics though, in keeping with the theme 😁

Yeah, and to people used to reading left to right and top to bottom, it would arguably be MUCH more intuitive for Left to be first/on top…

I’m thinking this might be one of the few design choices where Musk actually DID have some input.

It’s about the common trope of BMW drivers not using their turn signal. Here’s another such meme:

Mostly mammal ones, in fact!

The nerve!

Somewhere between two and three billion

Gearing up for reelection, I bet 😮‍💨