defecate

It’s just a bunchsa heesa said sheesa said bullshit

If I recall correctly, the guy who created the Twelve Step recovery program was inspired to do it (I think to him it was actually a religious experience) from an LSD trip, which ended up helping him quit drinking.

So, this is technically what happened to him: Drugs told him to stop taking drugs.

Look it’s a good idea to take the mushrooms and go home and wash them first after you pick them up out of the cow shit, instead downing them with cow shit all over them while trespassing in the sleeping farmer’s field , waiting for them to kick in, and then fucking around more while continuing to trespass on their property. It’s just risky in numerous ways, especially if the farmer wakes up and has a gun.

Unless somehow you’re lucky enough to own a property large enough and in the right climate to grow your own mushrooms (not in cow shit) and it’s your own cornfield and scarecrow… then you know do whatever you want.

Cat just needs one solid killshot to win.

Octopus needs nine solid killshots to win.

I suspect that the cat has a higher chance of success than the octopus although I will admit I have not Done The Math on that probability.

Longbois unite into the longest boi

Which Pride flag is that?

Interesting, that did indeed work. Thank you!

Odd, since it seems to work for others. Also since the admin of that instance posted it themselves, I doubt they intended to stop hotlinking?

Neat, a D&G namedrop in the wild.

Maw, Lemmy’s talking about beans again!

Wind in the Willows. How I long to live a lazy life along the Thames with Water Rat and Mole.

Also needs to specify “no redshirt positions.”

A pineapple. Just seems pleasant.

All I can see is a pineapple.

I need this kind of fairy godmother.

This just in: People like being told what they want to hear. More at 11.

People tend to be helpful and kind here, thankfully.

Too many, is the answer.

It feels like a total Don’t Look Up moment.

Yeah, Don’t Look Up is a bleak commentary on US society and politics. It feels like a DLU moment because it is and has been since at least 9/11, if not Reagan or Nixon.

American citizens have less of an attention span than a goldfish.

Source: Am America— oooh shiny!