Beep’s a dork but shut the fuck up, we don’t do that here

Nah look at the sticker in the window. I can make out “REMOVE THIS LABEL”. There’s no way in hell ai would’ve included that sticker at all, let alone gotten that text right

I mean, I wouldn’t say no

Eh, I’m a pragmatic guy, I was neutral about Crocs until I tried them on, I definitely don’t like them. First, I don’t like the footbed texture, it’s just not for me. Second, the shape of the shoes doesn’t match my feet at all, and because it’s foam it can’t really conform either, so it doesn’t feel much more secure or comfortable than wearing the shoebox. If I want comfy and easy, then I have my slides, flipflops, and sanuks that are all much more comfortable for me

Yes

Of all the instruments, I have a hard time believing that humanity could’ve managed to avoid inventing percussion instruments. You literally hit anything against anything.

There’s fists to go around, guy

Same, homie. Same.

Seriously, pneumatic climate control can eat my whole ass

It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.

Well that was neat

It’s like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

Never been much into cobra flossing myself

That’s misinfo, snakes are cold-blooded

Before they started streaming everything we were maintaining a queue of DVDs and ripping each one onto a hardrive. Good times

Sponge boy the Bob

Gotta have pride to lose it!

Tbf, neither is a happy childhood

Tots dude. They’re basically cylindrical hashbrowns. You can eat them straight up with some sauce, throw them in a breakfast burrito, or use them as the base for a casserole