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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·10 hours agoAssert dominance: Piss on the guard.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·8 hours agoThe problem here is selection bias. Do nothing? This guard. People start peeing on them? Piss fetish guards. Same gender inspections? Homosexual guards. The only people who win are the actual perverts.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoUnless getting your genitals inspected is your kink.
minus-squareZoot@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoUnless you pepper spray them for the pervert they are
minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 hours agoAssert dominance: throw bag full of shit at the guard.
minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoThrow guard at guard?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 hours ago… such a manuever may be frot with peril.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 hour agoI had to look that up, and I’m so glad I didn’t use a private tab. That oughtta make my search results interesting for the next few days.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoSuch are the consequences of unsheathing one’s sword! Now, have at ye!
Assert dominance: Piss on the guard.
The problem here is selection bias.
Do nothing? This guard.
People start peeing on them? Piss fetish guards.
Same gender inspections? Homosexual guards.
The only people who win are the actual perverts.
Unless getting your genitals inspected is your kink.
Unless you pepper spray them for the pervert they are
Assert dominance: throw bag full of shit at the guard.
Throw guard at guard?
En garde!
… such a manuever may be frot with peril.
I had to look that up, and I’m so glad I didn’t use a private tab. That oughtta make my search results interesting for the next few days.
Such are the consequences of unsheathing one’s sword!
Now, have at ye!