I once scrubbed my hands like 4 times after cutting up jalapenos, went to the store to get a missing ingredient, and when I was leaving I rubbed my eye.

I thought I was going to have to go to the ER.

The one we used to go to does. We stopped after he showed it off to my inlaws.

He also liked to show off his “fuck Biden” birthday card.

And fucked his mother.

You forgot the:

Kid: can you pass the butter?

Adult: I don’t know. Can I?

The normal pH is acidic, so eventually it would.

Has been for about 15 years, although decent ones didn’t come out until 10 years ago.

The pigeons were trained to fly home. You’d have to bring one with you if you wanted to send a message home.

The rooster came first, of course

You said all men are trash.

That was our great dane in a nutshell.

You don’t use both hands?

You can recognize problems within a demographic without denigrating the entire demographic.

All you’re doing is driving people away.

That’s because the article left it out intentionally. It was on a personal surface pro.

So you’re just a misandrist pretending to be feminist.

Yeah, when I was 23 I had to break up with my 18yo girlfriend after less than a month.

At first it was like, “hell yeah, 18yo tail,” but it very quickly became, “holy shit, this is wrong; she’s still a child.”

I mean, the text is straight up wrong, though. She didn’t learn how to use her radio.

You technically can from dehydration, but it’s not the same risk as drugs that fuck with GABA receptors.

It’s not an effective program and shouldn’t survive. Telling people they’re powerless and only God can save them is the opposite of what should be said.

There are far more effective methods out there

The state still shouldn’t be able to force it as a punishment.

That’s because you’re the only one who can stop you from drinking. Saying you’re powerless is stupid