When taken to karaoke, I’ll sing only one song, and it’ll be an aggressive metal song sung and screamed with my full energy and passion that I used to give at live performances. And then I’ll quietly sit for the rest of the night, enjoying the knowledge that no one else will try to pressure me into singing another song.

You literally just asked me this yesterday. And the day before. And the day before. And you never seem to remember it. And the day before… Oh no!

How do you think Zyrtec works?

You didn’t mention if you work in the medical field at the top of your comment, which invalidates everything else you’ve claimed about science. I should know, I do my own research by reading Google AI summaries.

Your comment is a little too long, but I read up to this point:

Because she works in the medical field

So, now I know enough to know that any AI summary of this paper is absolutely true because science said it.

Also, I’m pleasantly surprised that Sideshow Bob is finally doing something useful.

True culprit behind poop all over the floor is potty-training a toddler.

The parents handed their toddler leverage by deluding themselves into believing they could wean their child from diapers

^By SOMEONE WITHOUT OBJECT PERMANENCE OR PATTERN RECOGNITION^

Such a good title that you jacked it

Cranial Brain Thinking

Not without my puppies!

For you or against you?

I’m from Texas, my wife is from New Jersey. We had a lot of confusing conversations when we were long-distance about shopping or eating at BJ’s

Cuddles from puppies and my wife

Sincerely, thank you!

Aww!!! My sister’s old rescue had the shepherd saddle and she’d sunbathe the same way

Can you recommend a dog sunscreen??? My older puppo is high risk for cancer, and our vet keeps telling us that dogs will lick off their lotion and only suggests to not let her outside. But then she’d be the saddest puppy on earth…

Answering machine

My wife’s parents kinda tried that for her. But she’s really stubborn, standoffish, and refused to learn how to cook. So now they have a white son-in-law. While her entire family has come to love me, everyone from California to Canada, and New York to India learned a very valuable lesson about being too strict and traditional.

I bet your comment said something, so I upvoted it

You could get that curved line by frowning while wearing the gag.

I chuckled. If I heard that in a club, I’d probably chuckle and then feel bad for both of us.