You shouldn’t trust it. This is from the future and if you do it you will doom us all. It’s just disguised as being a simple task but in reality that changes a lot!XD
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Sorry, you lost me
This is your brain on loss.
🍳 🍳 👃 👄🍳 🍳 👃 👄I should call her.
Why the long face?
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
True to the form? It’s a shitty po… oh.
I am the eggman
I am the eggpan
I am the walnut
Caca achoo
Unjustifiable.
Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji…
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
It’s a shitpost, this isn’t meant to be a serious question.
#atetheshit
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”
Same, easiest money I ever made.
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
Human response: “lol, sure.”
Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”
Range against the machine.
Eggxactly
yay we’re not humans
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji
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we need a 🍳 appreciation day.
Considering that I’ve never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳
I didn’t use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting…
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
Man, IDK… it would be tough. The urge is real.
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Fuckk I failed.
Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?
Let’s see you make it through even 1x, first.
Can we use historical data?
I too
choose this guy’s wifewould like to know this 😁
TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳
