And also by definition of what an average is?

Triple digits isn’t a brag. It just means above average.

So what’s the fourth leche here?

Hey everyone, check out Senor Sacos de Dinero over here.

WHY DO WE EVEN NAME THINGS??

Shrek could speak, and he’s not real.

The women in the background on the right are not having any of this shit.

Oh, I’m not in /c/dadjokes

TIL there’s a moist cat sweat instance.

@remindme@mstdn.social 1 day

It’s working for me on voyager web app.

I feel bad for whoever owns you.com

Seems like it would be an innocent new agey spiritual affirmation kind of site. Actually, it’s probably some bullshit, so never mind.

So did the mom contact the daughter in law, or how did this work?

And so the cycle continues.

But she ain’t messin with no ceasefire

That’s run as manager.

A system administrator would be in a stained t shirt and sandals.

I already do this but without the circles.

Now do the Chic-Fil-a version.

I hate to break it to you, but she says that to everyone.

In my experience it’s easier to get a ladder than a girlfriend, but YMMV.