SeductiveTortoise

I’d prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.

Funny, the only dogs I had to protect my bigger dogs from were small ones. Over here they’re almost all not socialized, not trained, not able to behave like a normal dog. There are of course exceptions.

Oh and that one crazy husky.

They did, and I agree with them.

I’ve been bitten thrice in my life. Once by a bigger dog, stressed out of his mind, which I kind of understand, and twice by small dogs who were just assholes.

Everything smart in my house is self hosted and air gapped.

My tech illiterate friend: “we’ve got *webcams in every room! 💕”

*Chinese, cloud based

Same. Which *Amazons should go first?

*Group of

Well, she got me. Looks like this is the end, lads. I just can’t resist such cunning argumentation.

There are worse ways to go. I guess.

Developers didn’t really know what would work and what wouldn’t, so they fucked around until they found something. No endless clones of the same idea. Extremely weird gameplay, often utter bullshit, sometimes a gem. It was great.

I didn’t think of the women! No wonder I’m single. At least until I’m dead and stiff 💖

Thanks. Sounds good

If a friend was interested in that, what should I tell them to use instead? Asking for a friend, obviously.

Yes, but that’s temporary. They’ll get tender after a while 💖

“Mr Gorbachev, tear down this blewskee”

Yeah, that. I can’t find a good video of this though.

I can’t help but read Bluesky in the same dorky way that idiot Senator said it.

John Kennedy. That’s the dude.

That’s a lot of combined urethrae. How do you decide which to pee out of?

Hey, stop dismantling my argument! /s

No really, we should pour more money into this. Such a good idea 🫩

It can have effects like drugs, but not only is it legal, they give you some to get you hooked. The tech bros are the dealers they warned us about. Nobody ever offered free coke to me, but AI is everywhere.

They’ll be so woke!

Jokes aside, Obama was still the better man, even if he was an asshole next to being a Democrat. Trump is an asshole and nothing else.

Whoa, look at this communist, socialist person here! I bet they hate fascists too!