Mmmm… tuna pockets.

Yeah, I’m aware (for similar reasons). The description I read in one article at the time sure made it sound very similar, though. Any idea what they’re doing if not that?

Unless you fall forward over your desk. Worry not, though - there’s always the possibility of going with an “out of body experience.”

Isn’t that the method used in all those state death penalty executions that kept making the news several years back for not going as smoothly as they claimed it would? You know, the method they switched to when the only manufacturer of the one of the drugs needed for the normal method started refusing to sell it to the USA?

Funny how there’s been no news about them of late, considering the current political environment… 🙄

Not until they’ve squeezed every last cent out of you they can with the least investment in maintaining your health possible. Much like any other common, readily-replaceable piece of equipment at your workplace.

Checks inside underwear

“Well, that finally explains this.”

Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.

“WAITER! I’ll have ten of whatever they’re having!”

Dream: “You will get rich not by just sleeping, but by sleeping around!. Welcome to the porno industry!”

Not sure if that’s supposed to be a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.

Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).

Just long enough to finish the job.

Found the one who ASS-U-MEs.

Either way, you’re still actually communicating with someone in your modern day example so I don’t see how that applies.

Talking to the wall vs a picture? I doubt it would make a difference to me personally, but I know I can be very matter-of-fact in how I look at things so my perspective might be different than most. Still seems like the improvement would be extremely minimal.

Thanks for the explanations nonetheless.

I know it’s a product of its time, but I fail to see how that would make anybody in her position any happier.

Pfft! The astronaut path should be way more vertical.

Ignorant mode activated.

Which ones? The animals, or the animals?

Welp… Gotta go. See ya!

I’m of an age where i just don’t GAF anymore. I’ll be as polite as I’d expect someone to be with me, but go much beyond that & I’ll be like “welp, I gotta go - TTYL.”