• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    “I HAVE A DREAM!!!”

    “That’s not as powerful of a statement if you mean a literal dream while napping…”

    “AND IN THIS DREAM I’M PLAYING HORSEBACK POLO WITH MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL CLASS!!! EXCEPT I’M NAKED, AND MY TEACHER MR JONES IS SHAKING HEAD IN DISAPPROVAL!”

    “That’s not how this works…”

    “AND THEN I SUDDENLY FLY INTO SPACE, AND MY HORSE IS A SPACE JET-SKII, AND I AM IMMORTAL!!!”