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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

This would be a hit show

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This would be a hit show

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    There’s a buttload of puns in this thread.

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    You’re gonna want to wear nose plugs and goggles for when you fall into that pool.

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    If they’re going to televise you going for a shit, might as well shit right where you stand.

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    Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don’t be brave.

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      They call that “chuming the waters”

      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        “Thanks, Chum!” - the sharks

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      On national TV? That’s being brave.

  • Saahrimei@sh.itjust.works
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    …or a shitshow…

    • radix@lemmy.world
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      Number 2 show in the country.

      • EnsignWashout@startrek.website
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        And when it comes to number 2, they’re number 1!

      • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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        Butt, it has the highest ratings of any tv show on right now!

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    Welcome to the poop pool

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    Please don’t let Mr beast find this…

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    A (s)hit show.

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      Came here to make this comment

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    Takeshi’s Toilette

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      Right you are, Ken!

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    I hope you put lots of chlorine in that water

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    Just use the pool, all drains go to the same place.

    Also if that’s the only toilet, he’s going to finally get there and find an audience member there who finished their businesses long ago, but is sitting there doom scrolling tiktocs until their feet go numb.

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    This is a show about electoral politics.

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    so you just film life in the county jail when a suburban dude with anxiety is nabbed for a traffic violation and has to shit in front of 20 observers after he tried to hold it in for three nights?

    if only “reality TV” were that real and entertaining.

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    Hey! Who made a comic of my reoccuring dream?!

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    Will he shit on camera? 10/10 if so…

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