You forgot the part where Christian fundamentalist believe Israel is one of the key components to triggering God’s apocalypse. They think it’ll send the world and rapture them into heaven. Never mind that is such a thing were real, that’s not where their own handbook says they’re going.
DP for Jesus.
He’s wearing correlation without causation.
Me: you’d better eat it, I don’t want it.
Hopefully one day a fully loaded semi truck explains to him the error of his ways.
So quit them.
Oh now I want to start shoving these into the windshields of every F-150 and other cope wagon I see in a parking lot.
Time to invert the colors of some extra weird porn and stuff my Google drive to the brim.
Depends on your major and what kind of career you’re assuming for. Calculus is usually useless, unless you’re specifically a math or physics major, for example. A lot of majors have extra stuff thrown in there too provide a “well rounded education” but mostly you’re going to college for what’s effectively career training. But people tend to have to get jobs that have nothing to do with their majors. Colleges need to be more like trade school - teaching you mostly just what you need to do the job and maybe a few lower level classes in other areas at most.
Wait a second, this red chalk is pink!
That’s just false advertising.
Some things are useful and some aren’t, and colleges have a tendency to not know the difference.
Wait, are they saying that they don’t know what a chicken is?
So Faux News is run by Decepticons?
This reminds me of a friend of mine, whose great grandfather is the reason the suburb he grew up in still has a law requiring owned guns to be stored with the police. Apparently the old man was a proper bastard and had a habit of hanging out in his porch, shotgun in hand, terrorizing other residents.
It must be difficult to walk anywhere with people. It’s a miracle he hasn’t died from a paraphism.
I was particularly impressed by the performance of the baculum’s character and how it outsmarted the animatronic leather-faced Muppet.
It’s apples and oranges but fruit is fruit.
Huh. TIL I guess.
When the bubble finally bursts it’s gonna be a doozy.