This is what’s going to kill the “we’ll hold your place in line for you and call you back” on the automated telephone systems UNLESS the automated system reads/texts you a random 7+ digit code that the rep that “calls you back” has to provide to you.

Otherwise, how the hell do I know you’re actually from my <insert company that has my PII here>.

Eating all of them in one shot? I get that. I feel like if you pace yourself over the course of the entire time the farmer’s market is there you can do it (unless the FM lasts like 30 minutes)

https://shedrain.com/products/walksafe-reflective-stick?srsltid=No

They make that many empanadas? And you’re trying this over time or all at once? Because one of those things is obtainable and the other is potentially doable on a long enough timeline.

Which is why the delivery workers got so pissy after the delivery apps moved tipping to after the delivery.

https://www.businessinsider.com/uber-eats-doordash-delivery-worker-tipping-nyc-law-2026-1

This is the only service where I have to be Carnac to figure out how much to tip.

Oh no!

I was hoping to hear you got a good haul of eggs or something.

How was the farmer’s market?

Use 2FA. Keep any recovery codes safe (preferably in a safe with your important paperwork).

There’s nothing faster than Motorola.

How about now? :-)

I like this one

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

Thanks!