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why is this funny???
Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?
You don’t have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It’s a loophole.
Once you’re married, you can only do it for procreation, and only after you’ve prayed.
I’ll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.
I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place
I’d offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy
damn roomba sent my floorplan home again
I wish I had a gay room.
My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.
Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.
Is Gay Room just when it’s gaytime in the bathroom?
It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.
The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home
Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you’re renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
We live in Florida, so no basement. We’ve relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.
Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?
I used to have a (weed) bowl shaped like an alligator. We called him Swampdick Larry
Where as under the right wing, you don’t get a home at all.
Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?
i’m not a beeologist or a methodist but i’d think so
Meth makes your blood sugar spike. That’s so they’d probably all od.
Well we do need more bees
Is the “Gay Room” being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅
“Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!”
