[ trans kid turns super saiyan as the sky darkens and orchestral score swells in the background ]

I tripped and fell a while ago. I have no idea how it happened but I’m pretty sure I heard the printer chuckle. I’ve been sleeping with the lights on and a balled-up sheet of paper under my pillow ever since. If it tries anything, I’m shoving that paper in its paper tray. And then I’ll say something cool like “I hope you brought your guitar, cause it’s time to jam!”

Room for one more? 😉

I have two boxes of Advil. Can I see a nipple?

“I am mad that I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high” - Summer Smith

Excellent

“The environment had it coming” is spittake worthy. It’s also worthy of an Onion headline

Thanks! That’s quite funny, actually

I don’t get it

[ puts on helmet ]

[ lifts up riot shield ]

[ closes eyes ]

[ whispers “I am ready” to himself ]

[ accepts the outcome may be death ]

I never liked yoga pants

[ removes hat ]

Well, I’ll be…

Uhm…

Nah, this is a practice in America. John Oliver did an episode on it but I can’t remember for the life of me what the main topic was.

Or you could ignore those services and watch indie stuff instead and pay for those directly

There’s art out there that’s worth buying. You don’t have to pirate anything

Also, who cares if you don’t see the latest prequel or sequel or reboot or preboot or requel by Disney? Be proudly out of the loop

If you don’t watch big streamers’ releases at all, you give them even less power. And if you buy indie, you give their competition power. You break the monopoly.

Best comeback ever

I mean, you’re still getting a wedgie, but respectfully

Also, replace pedestrians with buses

Or… get pedestrians way closer together… way… way closer… 😏

He’ll have it back in a month…

When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?

Touché! Not so dumb after all

How come so many billionaires are so incredibly immeasurably stupid? Seriously, this dude sounds like some random moron on the street. Musk does too. I’ve seen interviews with Musk where he rambles his answers aimlessly. I mean fuck you’d at least expect them to be a bit above average. But no. They’re angry online pseudointellectual level.