Eat shit, clanker boy

Just what I need in my life! MORE easily accessible screens to help fuck up my brain chemistry

Good thing they forced everyone into their cloud service and EoL’d on-prem installs so they now have a nice captive user base to abuse 🙃

Those clearly were tortoises though :D

Simple!

Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current

Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu

I mean he’s not wrong, jusice for J6 is imperative to all. Just not in the way he imagines

It comes from an account claiming to be the Iranian embassy in Zimbabwe: https://xcancel.com/IRANinZIMBABWE/status/2041063891497632113#m

Blue check (meaningless since Musk takeover) but account seems to exist since 2018. Too lazy to check whether handle had checkmark prior to Musk…might still be a parody account

Follow up post suggestion should shit go down:

Fridman, the podcast’s host, defines AGI as an AI system that’s able to “essentially do your job,” as in start, grow, and run a successful tech company worth more than $1 billion. He then asks Huang when he believes AGI will be real — asking if it’s, say, five, 10, 15, or 20 years away — and Huang responds, “I think it’s now. I think we’ve achieved AGI.”

So we’ve achieved AGI in the sense that it could replace a nonsensical fart-sniffing clown, hyping a horde of morons into valuating a company at orders of magnitude its actual worth?

Perl Horber

No. Fuck all of that. I will not have some fucking Corp tell me what I can install and when on my own goddamn hardware.

If they want to implement something like this, make it an opt-in toggle during device setup to put the phone into nanny mode

Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog’s hand?

In what context does this even exist?? 😄

Yoo welcome back

What a greedy, dumb piece of shit 😂

Ah, Violet’s out posting again 😄

It’s basically moltbook, because all those business talk wankers just post the absolute drivel their LLMs shit out anyway.

Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! 😡

First pay for the game, then pay for slop shit so you don’t have to play the game. Corporate big brain time at its best 😄

Also would it really be Random Access Memory? Seems like we would have to optimize a lot of things for sequential data access

You’re probably writing that on a device that has a secure boot chain. So far it was there without strict enforcement, but once the manufacturers decide you only get your shit signed if you implement $ARBITRARY_ORWELLIAN_GOV_RULE, you’re pretty much fucked.