I’m going to leap to the conclusion that you’re single

That’s a lot of words for “I’m an incel”

You stink of incel

It’s a peculiar thing

Very American

I want to work as little as I possibly can. I have plenty to do with my life and making money for someone else isn’t important to me

It’s harmless

Most importantly, it’s done with consent

It gets terribly misrepresented in porn

Americans still routinely mutilate baby boys, because they’re stupid

And most obnoxious

You’re obviously American, as were the women

It’s ok, we in the civilised world already think you’re stupid, your attitude towards mutilating the dicks of little boys is just another reason why we do.

The “hygiene” argument just shows me how backwards Americans are

Have the stupid cunts not heard of soap?

I have a rain shower

It’s quite wonderful

You have an amazing talent for missing the point

Have you ever considered trying to make a profession of it by finding a nice village somewhere?

My time to shine!

Storm water outflow

It’s essentially redundant nowadays, but makes for great photos when the tide is unusually low

I’m making these for my fiancée!

It’s weird how “taking personal responsibility” is so fetishised, but only for stuff that’s not actually something that comes as a result of people’s acts, like childhood cancer and stuff

TVs in bars is such a weird American thing

Even reasonably classy places have them.

I thought it was just a TV trope, but I am always amazed at how it’s normal to have an antisocial device in a place for socialising

I think you put it perfectly

They’re like the rabbits in Watership Down who know they’re being farmed, but can’t admit it to themselves

You really like the smell of your own farts, huh?