“Sorry. I can’t read this without a TOR browser”.
On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!
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They wait for an ice age (or a drought, either one will do) before building. When the water comes back, they have Dutch children plug any interior leaks with their fingers.
Speaking from the hospital
It’s okay. Leopards only gnawed lightly at her face.
2·1 day agoHe once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
2·1 day ago“Thing Ring, do your thing!”
He’s even been incorporated into Canon, being from Earth 700974!
Sweet baby Jesus! Secret Squirrel was the first that came to mind, but I didn’t mention it because i thought people would find it too obscure!
I stumbled upon a conversation about violence against women on Twitter once. The lady spearheading it was of strong opinions against men. Yes, violence against women is abhorrent, and those responsible should be held accountable. Women have the right to be safe.
But … she seemed to be blaming every man on Earth, going so far as to call for their eradication.
I happened to make the innocent (yes, truly, I’d never heard or used the statement before), that ‘not all men’ are like the scumbags who commit violence against women.
Well … !
“FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOT ALL MEN BULLSHIT, YOU MYSOGYNIST TROLL CUNT!” And further robust exclamations and accusations of that nature ensued.
Educated as to the limitations of my knowledge in this area, I decided to withdraw from the conversation.
3·1 day agoHe can try to defend it, doesn’t mean I’m paying for it. I could buy a civet to shit in my cup for $9!
All right. But AI is gonna have a tough time expressing my fox terrior’s anal glands!
Freight Train Blues by Bob Dylan
Young Henry Caville Getting those protein gainz … !
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Easily fixed. Just have someone swing on a rope over to the snake and cut its pinfeathers!
“Damn it, Rover, not again! Why do you keep shitting in the bag?!”
I assume it fell because millions of tonnes of Towers 1 & 2 fell beside them, shaking the ground.
Many years ago, I picked up one of David Icke’s books from the library, thinking, “This looks like a bit of fun”. Halfway through, he starts calling the Queen a ‘reptilian alien’, and I thought, “Gee, he really doesn’t like the royal family!” But then I realised he was being literal! I didn’t finish the book. Bit too outlandish.
Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.
2·7 days agoGod damn weathermonger!
Well, that’s ridiculous-looking. It’s like her pants were shredded in the wash, but she obstinantly thought, “No! Fuck you! I’m wearing you no matter what I have to do, or what it looks like!”
The Small Faces’ Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake goes pretty hard if you roll it down a hill.
IYKYK.