• Soulcreator@programming.dev
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      2 months ago

      “I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I’m not gay!”

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        “This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”

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          I mean, straight women only want to have sex with men. So you’re attracted to someone who prefers men. That sounds pretty Gay to me.

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        But they use Grindr to make sure they aren’t gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.

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    2 months ago

    Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

    The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people…

    Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term “shitpost”… They should DDG it, but we know they won’t… And remain subscribed…😙👌 Killer SP.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    I use barq!

    sadly it isn’t terribly effective because there’s way too much friction when it comes to local interaction

    two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that’s like … literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???

    that isn’t to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.

    i’d call that system “howling”. kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie _