Midnight Wolf

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If you come sit on my lap, it can be~

Teacher, they are fucking on the jungle-gym agaaaaain

gasp people might like our country? PUNISH THEM. WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, ENJOYING THEMSELVES?! THEY DISGUST ME.

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn’t that far out-there.

I will give you 8 hours of my labor for 3 McDollars.

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Thanks for the details; I was going AHHHHH the whole time reading that, but knowledge is good I guess. My vision is pretty bad (and I’m partially blind) but eek, not bad enough yet to consider that. Genuinely terrifying, even the middle ‘just a tiny cut’ option, if I have to be awake to any degree.

Depending on the film on the windows, the amount of actual captured solar power may be substantially less. It is optimal to recharge your pets in direct sunlight; but no more that 4 hours per day, or they may overheat.

Granted: moms that live in the Sahara desert

Do they knock you out like all the way, or are you just loopy, or…

Anything stabby, pokey or anything else involving any part of my vision is terrifying to think about.

Monkey paw: you are granted unlimited food but the corporations recieve full compensation, so while world hunger drops, so does the quality of food, and new companies cannot break into the market because they are immediately bought by the conglomerates and quality drops, so nobody wants to eat

notices them furiously masterbate while watching me eat

…

nods in approval

Why is US rail travel so expensive

op should have capitalized but

Oh, Spec Ops was great. I totally thought it was going to be a COD-like game all pew pew go America let’s shoot up a burger king and teabag the enemy, but holy shit.

It’s one of those things where I want to forget everything so I can experience it again.

Backstreet’s back, all right!

I got to the second row thinking ‘this is familiar…’ and then my brain went ‘MAIN SCREEN TURN ON’. Classic.

Like that episode of Seinfeld with the guy who always refers to himself in the third person

daddyyyyyy 😫

Yeah, I can vouch for this not being the ideal process

E: especially when he’s as thick as your arm