A nonplussed character wearing a feathered leather hat and a backpack full to bursting says to a disgruntled man “aight it’s been real but im disappearing into the woods forever.”

The would-be hermit turns only his eyes toward the man as he raises his arms in frustration and shouts “you can’t just fuck off into the woods, you have to stay here!”

The man’s expression softens into confusion as his conversational parter’s backpack comes to the fore of his vision as he simply departs. A narrator adds “but he could. And he did.”

The traveler is seen at great distance as the man continues looking on. The narrator continues. “And no one ever saw him again.”

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    • America@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      7 days ago

      If, realistically, inspiring like 2 people worldwide to escape into the wilderness is enough to sway an election, I’ll eat my shoe. There’s always an upcoming election

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        7 days ago

        Even those 2 can still vote and then disappear into the woods.

        It is not like they would lose anything doing that.

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      6 days ago

      Look, there’s plenty of posts trying to suppress votes. I get that. That’s not what this is. I’m certain this has nothing to do with the election. Are we only allowed to make posts that tell people to vote near an election?