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That janitor just goes from building to building helping people.

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10-panel SMBC comic update.

All the panels are dialogue-less.

Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard.

A janitor watches them from afar.

The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor.

The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening.

The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard.

Over their half-erased equations, the text “ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx.”

    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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      2 days ago

      Johannes Kepler lost his nose because of an argument of 2+2=5 with greater values of 2. You deserve to lose a nose.

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Tycho’s_nose

        On 29 December 1566 at the age of 20, Tycho lost part of his nose in a sword duel with a fellow Danish nobleman, his third cousin Manderup Parsberg. At an engagement party at the home of Professor Lucas Bachmeister on 10 December the two had drunkenly quarreled over who was the superior mathematician.[12] On 29 December, the cousins resolved their feud with a duel in the dark. Though the two were later reconciled, in the duel Tycho lost the bridge of his nose and gained a broad scar across his forehead.[13]

        It’s sort of like how Russian’s prove who has the better car insurer after an accident