I’ve noticed anger makes me go faster when I’m walking or on the exercise bike
Yeah I’m unhappy about all these slow mother fuckers that are always in my way.
Analyses for specific causes of death showed that participants with low walking speed had about a threefold increased risk of cardiovascular death.
If I walk fast enough I can outrun death
Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.
It used to be that when my girlfriend and I were walking, she would always be rushing me by walking much faster. After starting my current job, I’ve become the fast walker, always having to slow down for her.
Uhhh I’m not sure I like the implication of this is
You know…
Saw this in the news a few days ago.
Maybe cognitive decline makes you more happy
Seems to be working for you.
[if you’re going to hand me an opening like that, don’t get mad because I used it]
Some of y’all have never watched a 200kg / 440lb southern woman walk. She is not happy. And I’m not happy to be walking behind her.
Just travel with climbing gear.
(insert your mom joke here)
Or really anything Bundy said in Married with Children while at work.
Never been to Africa so I wouldn’t know. Or do you mean South America or Australia?
Southern US. Race doesn’t matter. White, black, brown or whatever. The walk is the same. Not many 200kg women in Africa.
southern US
c/americandefaultism
(btw, do we have one? I should check after i write the comment ig)The whole fucking world defaults to the US. But I don’t know anyone that thinks of Africans or even Australians when they hear “southern”. Granted, having lived in northern Germany among other places, they mean something different when they say the south and I’m sure other nations refer to their southern residents as southerners. But I’m guessing you knew what I meant and just wanted to be a dbag
The whole fucking world defaults to the US
I am sorry to tell you, but no
But I’m guessing you knew what I meant
Nope, why would i think about USA?, i thought it meant the southern hemisphere or smth (which pretty much confused me because i never hear a stereotype like that)
Now I know why I walk fast
But in sonic world, happy people run fast, sad people skate.
Knowing me I’d just be aware I have dementia and remember nothing else, feeling like shit
Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.
said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?
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This must be. I always walk fast or even run and im sad as fuck
Only until you are running so fast the runner’s high kicks in and you are in heaven.
I’ve almost never felt that, sadly.
I guess I could remove the comma from there.
So much anger from the fast walkers. Hmm.
