fuck the times

Yeah. I’m self employed and some of my income comes from a contract with a religious nonprofit. My wife has three jobs and one of them is for a nonprofit. We have complicatons from certain expenses too, even though we don’t itemize we still end up with a number of extra forms to fill out.

We haven’t been in a hurry this year. It’s a pain and our kids are aging out of the tax credits. We usually feed and house four extra humans (three are ours) but only our 16 year old gives us a credit on last year’s taxes. We’re going to get a few hundred back but we just didn’t have urgency to file. We’re pretty much done, I think we’ll submit it tomorrow.

I grew up in Portland, San Francisco and Duesseldorf but I live in Redneck parts of southern Ohio now. Cheers!

Have you seen the video to HARDY’s “Rednecker”?

Attach a rope to it, tie it to the back of some kind of lifted 4x4 or truck, and have a buddy drag it around through the fields while you ride on top of it.

There is no shoulder on the roads or bike lanes, just two lane roads (one each direction) with high speed limits and heavy truck traffic and commuters. Often they’re going 80kmh around blind curves. There are essentially never bikes but when there are they either die or they create huge backups.

Jesus was the property owner, he was running off squatters.

Where I live bikes have to block the traffic lane and you end up with a line of cars behind you a km long all going 15 in a 60 zone. Also cy lists get killed on these roads all the time so I see a bike less than once a year, but when I do, there are 100 cars behind them, or the bike is painted white in memorial to someone who died there.

But it won’t work anymore

There’s probably coming a time when America will be fucked but Canada isn’t it.

A land war between Canada and the US? Canada’s only hope is in winter. But no matter what it would be an insane blood bath. People from both nations would switch sides, but US civilians have more than 10 guns per Canadian and rednecks from all over would show up hoping to taxidermy a syrup slinger.

I like my cows in the form of jerky.

Everybody dies.

Also, have you bought 9volt batteries recently? Batteries are NOT cheaper in the real world in any use case in my experience.

Yes.

On second thought let’s not go there, 'tis a silly place.

I’m on board with disarming everyone, but I want to go last.

small dick countries gonna hate

I sleep well at least once a month and I catch a short nap every couple of weeks. Surely that makes up for sleeping four hours a night the other 27 days of the month.

I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit