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Secret Panel
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“God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways, don’t I?”
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4 Panel Comic
1: [God stands in a room, his hand on a door just closed. The room is small, there is a door on the left, and a window on the right. The walls are green, the carpet is purple. A guy stands on the left watching God.]
When God closes a door…
2: [God moves to the right, and raises the window pane up, opening it. The guy, now on the left stands confused]
…He opens a window.
3: [The man is shocked and scared as bees swarm in through the window. God just watches smugly.]
Guy: Bees?!?!
4: [Close up of God’s smug face]
God: Bees
Footer: This comic made possible thanks to Lalit Varadpande mrlovenstein.com
Secret Panel: [Black and white panel. Close up of God’s face wearing a benevolent smile.]
God: Peace bee with you
Guy (off camera): They’re… kissing me?
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Blessed are the bees who make this honey I’m injecting into my eye. It’s blue, but I think that’s because we l9ve right next to an M&M factory.
At least it is not yellow jackets.
I love bees. Most kinds rarely sting you if ever. Most wasp types are chill to. It’s mostly the Vespa and Vespula genus that has the assholes in it. If the torso gets wide immediately right after the slender waist, that’s how you know you most likely got an asshole on your hands.
My sister’s old cat could not control himself not to smack and hold wasps in his mouth. He got stung every freakin’ time. Never learned. The wasps only ever stung any of us once, when someone opened the door and a wasp flew in their mouth.
[Followers]: God works in mysterious ways Gay people, trans people, etc exists [Followers]: Not in those ways
God is Oprah.
Beads?
I was going to say “at least it’s not wasps”, but then, the wasps would survive and be able to sting over and over, and the bees would each likely die horribly after their first attempt. If I’m going to die by being stung by a swarm of something, maybe I wouldn’t want the deaths of hundreds of bees on my conscience.
On the other hand, the secret panel would likely involve something less nice if it had been wasps.
When God closes a door, he opens a window
You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out the front door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 5 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade
BEES
Henry winkler?
What’s that? A swarm of bees entered the room through a window opened by god? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Augh! This situation has been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!
Perhaps I can solve this… with more bees!
This is funny, but I really wish more comic artists would ask themselves if they need the last panel. It’s so often superfluous.
It’s funnier if God acknowledges it, I think.
Have you ever read a religious book? God ALWAYS gets the last word.
That casually smug expression is so good here, though
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