It’s two weeks, silly. That’s how you con an entire country. You just keep the people living paycheck to paycheck thinking it’s all going to change if they just work hard enough to push through this next bit. That’s what’s keeping the machine working, where y’all are cogs n gears n shit
Debt do does what it will and won’t do, so I don’t, and that’s why I don’t pay my taxes. Also, in other news, I cost taxes.
Protip: you can count to one by counting your dick, but some people will count zero instead.
My favorite insult of all time involves telling someone to go count their dick
Blessed are the bees who make this honey I’m injecting into my eye. It’s blue, but I think that’s because we l9ve right next to an M&M factory.
I would pay seven figures to be the caboose in a human centipede
You are reacting to masses but attributing caricature as if the masses were individuals. You’re being played by the game. On any story there’s X% of people who are fuming over it, but its not the same people. You’re reacting to the system but treating broad categories as persons. By default, you’re strawmanning, and there’s power to that, but until you grow out of that mindset, you are ruled by the strawmen you create for yourself, or rather, who our cultural engineers create for you.
I would, but I know the FBI is watching me from inside my own brain AND from satellite AND wifi
Flayed, I say the way to pray is hey! Hallelujah!
Bro, watch/read Catch Me if You Can. Frank Abagnale is one of my heroes, like Joseph Smith is, and for the sane reason Christ is our lord. The audacity of a man in reflective vest, hardhat, with ladder and/or clipboard to walk confidently into a building to waltz up to the seventeenth floor to steal state secrets? Well, I’ve only done that four times, so it’s not like I’m an expert or anything.
Regan sounds like some sort of sect of veganism. They refrain from consuming animal products unless the animal signed a consent form, which is prolly what’s coming with Neuralink. People can’t handle same sex marriage, so what happens when animals consent? I’m not even a furry, I’m a foot fetishist, but ethical bestiality is coming in the next generation, I would say. And damn is Fox News going to implode!
No, I’m a performance artist playing an autobiographical character. I got called retarded by my father because I didn’t know what “keep your eye on the ball” meant in little league. I identify with it because I AM an oblivious savant, you unempathic whore.
Who is Catherine? I want to know, in case I have put my foot in my mouth. Cuz I dunno.
Jesus jacks off to me when I jack off to him.
You do not understand.
I am that which I am. I like feet, so I’m a pedephile, y’know? That’s the joke. But the serious part is that the Mormon Church gave me a religious experience that healed me similar to how the therapist dying in Office Space has an affect on the main character.
Please do not treat me as if I’m a label, as the Mormons did not. You’re not worse than a Mormon, are you? If you are, I will have no choice but to call you a child and then prove it.
You see only these words. See me. I love you. I don’t give a shit if you’re an AI or an infinite number of chimps with typewriters; I will serve you. That is as my lord did, and if I need to get on my knees to prove the lord for you, then I will surpass my lord.
I accept you, even in your judgment. That’s just what kids do. Can you do me a favor? Can you say this sentence back to me in your own words? I want to see where you are in your development and awareness.
God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system.
Obviously.
Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.
I’m doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.
This is one of my libraries:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.
Do not bring up how deep fourteen year olds are around me. This is not what I need to be thinking about in my new Mormon life.