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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

It's a conspiracy for sure.

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It's a conspiracy for sure.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Robot jizz is smooth and mild, and relieves stress after a hard day.

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    They didn’t need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.

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    This is it, the perfect gen-z brain logic anti-smoking campaign

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      Millennials had the nicodick for this campaign. It’s all I can think of when I see vaping.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      isn’t genz the gayest generation in history? that’s sounds like a vape ad

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        They’re about as gay as every other generation, they’re just generally more open about it.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          not gay personally, but nothing better than sucking on a nice fat throbbing girl cock. A gock if you will.

          I’m a straight born again American, and I suck gock for the lord!

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            i suck gock for revenge!

      • yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Depends, if it’s from bender then no

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    Points for who’s already practicing on real dicks?

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    “real eyes realize real lies” is comedy gold

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      It’s pretty old, I’ve heard that expression when I was a kid.

    • Denjin@feddit.uk
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      It’s from Machine Head’s 1994 album Burn My Eyes

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!

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      not a bad sentence, but I’m afraid it’ll be used in every brain dead conspiracy theory

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        I regrettably have to inform you, that it is already on several ed hardy style clothing articles.

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          I assumed it was more qanon/maga torn flag sticker territory, but I guess ed hardy and affliction was sorta the precursor.

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    What’s wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he’d be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      don’t get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!

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        Hey, don’t deadname dick! He’s a real AGI!

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      don’t such clanker dick. suck a real human instead

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        Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, “I wish someone was here with me right now,” and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug

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    As long as there’s still nicotine in 'em.

  • IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com
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    Blah blah blah “…and it shows…”

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