Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
delete x accounts.
If they ACTUALLY hated Elon, that’s what world happen, but nah
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Every accusation is a confession.
Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.
He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?
That man hasn’t had an honest human interaction for 30 years
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.
Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.
Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.
Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.
Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.
What a pathological freak of nature.
If he’d kept elon there the future problem may have taken care of itself
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
Are you implying he isn’t?
I bet he couldn’t write hello world in C even with the help of Claude, an Indian education youtuber and someone with a four-letter nickname on the Linux mailing list.
He’s not cool enough to be
Maybe he could do a SQL query or make an HTML header.
This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.
Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?
All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.
With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.
Stupidity beyond belief in a world with destabilising weather that’s gonna flood
Sounds like a death threat to me.
Sue him for emotional damages
Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
Looks exactly like the freak.
I wish he’d die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
I want the HGH he’s taking to finally pop the organs in his chest.
Can’t happen soon enough. Cancer him up, universe.
Baron Harkonnen is his final form
Bromo Dragonfly overdose gets my vote.
See nothing but unspeakable horrors for months (see: Beksinski paintings) and then watch your arms and legs fall off in real life because it’s a powerful vasoconstrictor.
Ok, wtf?
Some agencies got VERY good at designing chemicals to torture people, to the point where they got so good at it that they ran out of test subjects because all of them started dying/suffered from drug induced psychosis months if not years later
One of their milder products;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EA-3167
Incapacitating effects can last anywhere from 5-10 days, sometimes manifesting as a full 3-day peak of vivid hallucinations, along with prolonged confusion, amnesia, and inhibition of speech and cognition. Some subjects exposed to the drug would not fully recover for almost 20 days. Even six months after exposure, a few subjects demonstrated significant increases in the scores on the hypochondriasis, depression, hysteria, psychasthenia, schizophrenia, and mania scales. The drug’s potency caught the attention of the military, which considered weaponizing EA-3167 for topical use, potentially even through a handshake.
Oh hey that one is legal, someone just needs to convince him that the kool kids are all doing it so he can join the klub
botched penis surgery
rumor has it he’s already given himself erectile dysfunction with one already
Something mental was going on from the start. The only kid Elon has ever had the old fashion way was his first born with his ex-wife. That child did of SIDS (allegedly, wouldn’t surprise me if Elon smothered it to death) and every kid he has after has been a test-tube baby. My guess is he has always been small and not a grower or a shower.
Oh, and that first son her had that died… Elon lied about holding him in his arms as he died. His ex-wife clarified that Elon wasn’t around when the child died, who died in her arms. He also berated her for mourning the death of her first born child, you know, like an ordinary human being with emotions and compassion would do.
What kind of sick monster lies about their own childs death for sympathy like that? Elon Musk, of course. This is why I trust 0% of the words that come out of his mouth.
Unsurprising. Whenever a guy spends this much of his energy screwing with people I start to wonder if he’s got dick problems.
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you can die from those?
You can die from anything if you try hard enough
Or if you fuck up enough.
Rectally.
Don’t feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.
Don’t feed the Trollionaire
Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.
…unless its laced with poison… just kidding.
Ya everyone should just block him and take away his voice.
Or physically take away his voice box.
You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.
If nothing else, the SEC should have stomped him a new mudhole by now for in-your-face stock manipulation.
Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!
He promised to design a quiet leaf blower. They have that already, Elon. It’s called a rake.
I just saw a Tesla turning in front of me today that was literally stretching, arms up and head back, while the car was turning.
I think it goes beyond fraud, he sold them on an idea that’s actively making the roads more dangerous.
“Live by the sword, die by the sword.”
Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.
He studied the blade
