How’d you get the beans above the frank?!

Money laundering.

No, that’s what God did to his mom.

Pink Rocket?

Burn that rock! It’s a witch!

C) Playing with shadows from buildings and sticks.

I say lol for teh lulz.

This is how I got married.

Well… First I panicked, then we got drunk, then 3 years later we got married. That was >20 years ago. Been going ok since.

(Apparently there were at least 3 others that were jealous she “won”… Lol I had no idea. I’m just the weirdo that treated women like fellow humans/friends and not objects.)

I thought she was Louie Anderson as Zach Galifianakis’s mom but s Baskets.